Work begins on project Golden Hammer.
Does anyone ever think social media should only show you the posts and comments someone writes after you add them, not all the the stuff written before that.
In real life you make friends with someone based on who they are now, previously they could have been a dick and you wouldn’t know. It seems a shame that you cannot rewrite who you are anymore. Kind of makes things a little bit absolute.
And God said unto Abraham, “Abraham.”
And Abraham replied, “What.”
God said to John, “Come forth and receive eternal life.” But John came fifth and won a toaster.
And Judas approached the rabbis and Pharisees saying, “The one whom I kiss is the one you seek.”
To which they responded, “Gay.”
And thus, god made Eve. And she was bammin’ slammin’ bootylicious.
see you all in hell
God said to Noah “Take two of each animal onto your ark”, to which Noah replied “Even the fish?”.
"No, the fish will be fine" said God.
Cat 5 and Cat 6 are having some Serial for Breakfast, with plenty of fibre. When suddenly a Cisco Router comes over asking to be consoled as his problem is terminal. They tell him to roll-over peacefully and be ready for a cross-over. As his clock rate gets slower, they repeat “Goodput, Goodput” until he switches off. Afterwards they ping a switch at the morgue and get straight-through. The server at the funeral gives his message, repeating “frame! frame!”. All the TCP and UDP guests are in bits, listening to the broadcast. Cat 5 and Cat 6 are disconnected, silent. As the Router is lowered into the hearse, it’s co-axial drops. There is some copper guiding the traffic, although there are some collisions due to mis-communication and everyone trying to get there at once. “It was a lovely mac address from the server”, the other routers said, giving their RIP while dealing with the traffic. “I only wish I had given him a handshake before he went”, another replied. While Sharing some port, the routers realized they needed to make new connections and starting to share their information around. They overhear two routers while waiting for the bus discussing a packet, they offer to deliver it for them. The other routers accept and become good friends. “That’s networking” they say, giving a happy signal.